Jesse Goulding-in-da-house

Conversation between George and Ralph.
George: Hey Ralph

Ralph: Georgy boy! how is it hanging?

George: Not bad at all since i offed Lenny.

Ralph: O really! good for you kid. See i had Piggy killed along time ago. Its like a weight of your shoulders isn't it?

George: I have gotten more accomplished in the last week then the past few years.

Ralph: Jolly good George. Keeping order like that is just no fun. I would know i kind of ran a society for a bit.

George: Don't get all high and mighty on me, they tried to kill you... they burnt down the forest to try to kill you.

Ralph: Okay yeah but i was elected the leader and ran shop for awhile. I know what it takes to keep order.

George: You don't know the first thing of keeping order. I traveled around with a mentally challenged man and had to keep him from killing things because he thought they were fuzzy and wanted to pet them. I know ten times more about keeping order.

Ralph: Are you joking? Not only did you only have one man to look after, you did a terrible job. He killed things all of the time. You got run out of every town you lived in and ended up shooting him!

George: We both have experience with managing something and keeping order, and we honestly both failed.

Ralph: I didn't fail i was betrayed.

George: Whatever helps you sleep at night big boy.

Ralph: Anyways, Piggy was a huge outcast of society and i had to care for him.

George: Outcast? You don't know an outcast until you have cared for a mentally handicapped person. No one understands what they are going through.

Ralph: look at Piggy, he was the only sane person on the island, he should have been the leader but instead he got a swift rock to the face just because he was fat and misunderstood.

George: Lenny is the misunderstood one. You cannot find a more harmless caring person on earth, but because of his handicapped people want to kill him. it is tragic.

Ralph: I guess all of societies outcasts are a bit misunderstood.

George: Yeah they really are.